Behind the scenes at Cheshire Police's car workshop. John Heussi builds a new riot van. It better be up to the job, as it's soon besieged by firework-wielding teens.


    • Phil

      That toll bridge already works by ANPR - you register your car's numberplate ahead of your crossing (or by 11:59pm day after) and pay online ( Surely Cheshire Police could just supply the bridge operators with a list of numberplates to whitelist as toll exempt.
      Additionally, local residents can pay £10 for a year-long exemption, so clearly the toll system is already setup for long-standing exemptions as well as one-offs. No idea why the police aren't dealing with it this way.

      about 9 hours ago
    • animal79thecat

      That was shite! showed us nothing about cars actually being worked on!

      about 12 hours ago
    • bunker_oil

      Only one thing bothering me... the steering wheel is on the wrong side. Otherwise 10/10 everything.

      about 1 day ago
    • Antony Evans
      Antony Evans In reply to bunker_oil

      Literally on the right side ;)

      about 21 hour ago
    • Danny Pringle
      Danny Pringle

      Did you get the abandoned car back.

      about 1 day ago
    • TraveledComic Media!
      TraveledComic Media!

      a swift 12 second 0-60 😂my nan can run faster than that, good luck catching anyone who isn't on a bike!

      about 1 day ago
    • Josefsson90

      0-100km/h in 12,1sec

      about 1 day ago
    • Bob Marshall
      Bob Marshall

      Fireworks display holding up traffic!!!! Ridiculous and a waste of public money. Only idiots and small children are amused by fireworks!
      And then we have everyone also held up waiting for the Mayor!
      Once again, only idiots are impressed by mayors. Mayors are just wankers with inflated heads that should be part of a bygone era!

      about 1 day ago
    • Kevin Dean
      Kevin Dean

      Rosalind is beautiful and thick. I'd take her to the chapel anyday

      about 2 days ago
    • metparker

      Call him for modern day 'Q'

      about 2 days ago
    • waterpae


      he drops a post-it note when opening the door to the car

      about 2 days ago
    • Me

      Why do all the men look like fat potatoes

      about 2 days ago
    • Oldbatwit

      Every cliche except...... Tracey's stickers in a twist.

      about 2 days ago
    • ShayneTV

      “Their either catching a lot of bad guys or they should’ve gone to Specsavers” hahahahahahah what a killler!!!

      about 2 days ago
    • Irish Dashcam Footage
      Irish Dashcam Footage

      Is the Narrator a retard? She sounds like it.. stupid simpleton!

      about 2 days ago
    • countteddy

      next up....can john locate the missing coffee cups ? will tracey get to eat that cream cake?.......

      about 3 days ago
    • Fireguy_81

      Wow, a whopping 1.6L engine! Puts our 5.7L engines to shame.

      about 3 days ago
    • Trevor Smithh
      Trevor Smithh

      I was hoping this would be like pimp my ride for cops...

      about 3 days ago
    • Mr Crep
      Mr Crep


      about 3 days ago
    • Nathan James
      Nathan James

      Everyone saying the voice over was designed for 10 year old's is forgetting that it's probably perfect for a stoner... lol

      about 3 days ago
    • Tyrone Ross
      Tyrone Ross

      10:31 *WHAT???* Why are they classified?

      about 3 days ago
    • sack arsch
      sack arsch

      I expected to see them do work on cars but instead its the live of a fat old office worker. But only 90% of the time.

      about 3 days ago
    • The Weird Part of Youtube
      The Weird Part of Youtube

      Right, to put it simply the crashed car in the yard had been out on operations, that had already replaced a car that had previously been crashed and is waiting to be fixed. So in other words this car crashed replaced another crashed car but has now been crashed so that the previously crashed car which was replaced this crashed car now needs replacing and so does the original crashed car.

      about 3 days ago
    • sack arsch
      sack arsch

      Everytime they say Cheshire i understand Czechia. Fucks me up.

      about 3 days ago
    • Taizun

      There's something about the British peoples attitude in this that makes it seem like they're straight out of a circus, and think everything is a joke.

      about 4 days ago
    • Ian Roberts
      Ian Roberts

      Fat John should be asking people who have to use these vehicles what he should be buying... and the narrator did my head in after 5 mins... patronising bollocks....

      about 4 days ago
    • mr leprechaun
      mr leprechaun

      Why is there no cage that's so dangerous to the cops

      about 4 days ago
    • Exile 1
      Exile 1

      Stuff like this reminds you, how accurate The Office was. The perfect mix of despair and over enthusiasm.

      about 4 days ago
    • Ragnar Lind
      Ragnar Lind

      Really, speed ticket? Is it so hard to program one of lights on lightbar not to flash but just swiched on so there is no explaining to to and tons of paperwork... to proove that it was responce not speeding for teabreak...

      about 4 days ago
    • Arturas nesakysiu
      Arturas nesakysiu

      so police bought peogeot 308 dear god what car doesnt drive at all, one of the worst cars made. The engine has no power totally. It revs it screams and no speed. If you chase a suspect you will never ever ever catch him. You floor it and it doesnt drive. The screen in midle console is bad very bad. Its slow like 20 years ago touchscreen technology, its small. And when this screen fails you will have no conditioner, no heating nothing :D its worst car you could make nobody will buy it so corruption in full force.

      about 4 days ago
    • Filip Žalud
      Filip Žalud

      sooo boring...

      about 4 days ago